A Zagat-style review of Google

Here’s what a Zagat-style review of Google could look like:

web, 22 | mobile, 16 | cash, 30b | mktcap, 180b

“Curious” patrons worldwide flock daily to this “major global web portal,” a company that provides “kitchen sink” services from email to social networking to maps to self-driving cars, and has wowed its users lately with its elaborate, “Super Bowl epic” style Google “doodles” to keep driving social media attention to its “bread and butter” search box. More recently, it struggles with transition to mobile, prompting moves to “control the stack” by purchasing a mobile phone company and “working overtime” to reign in its Android operating system. Follow us on G+.